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I haven’t travelled since last year (OH MY GOD, I HAVEN’T TRAVELLED SINCE LAST YEAR!!!), but I’m travelling today.  Yea!!!!!!!

A few things have changed here in the airport.  I had the pleasure of doing the scanner dance, and that was new for me.  And I had the added bonus of having one leg humped by security – but only one leg.  Apparently the other leg was deemed not to be hollow, and therefore was not a threat to national security.

Kelsea and I were greatly amused by the pat-down procedure that we watched another woman undergo.  Before we got to security, I was joking that perhaps I should request a patdown since it would be more action than I’d seen in months.  But after being patdown voyeurs, I’m rather glad I didn’t have one. 

Seriously?  I don’t allow people to touch me that intimately on a third date.

And I’ll tell you, ladies, it seems to defeat the purpose of not wanting to feel sexually intruded upon by a male patter-downer when you are being patted-down by a clearly (and slightly leering) lesbian who is taking entirely too much pleasure in and time with the process.  (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  I love lesbians.  Wait….well, you know what I mean. Too each his own.  Her own?  I’ll just try to exit the hole I’ve dug for myself.  Wait….OK, shutting up now.)

More to come….

Photo title: What Meets The Eye

Taos, New Mexico.

Quote of the day: “To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.”  —  Confucious


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