Did you know that when geese fly in formation, that they also poop in unison?
Well, neither did I until tonight.
At least I was in the truck.
There I was, driving along, all la-de-da-de-da, and suddenly there was ALL THIS MUD on the windshield and the hood!
But, WAIT!
There’s no mud on this road!
And how can mud get in the middle of the windshield?
(I had just noticed the large formation of geese in flight high above me.)
EWWWWWWWWWW!
It wasn’t like a little goose pooped on the truck.
It was like a herd of flying COWS pooped on the truck.
And it was only on the driver’s side.
It was like my truck and I were walking side by side down the street in Elizabethan England and my truck was being a gentleman and walking on the outside and someone opened their window and dumped the entire contents of ten chamberpots on him.
Using my windshield wipers just moved the poop around.
I could hear the geese laughing.
And now I have to go to the car wash.
And I have a fear of the car wash.
I always feel like the cleaning things are going to break through the windshield and kill me.
Sigh.
They say getting pooped on by a bird is lucky.
Perhaps I should buy a lottery ticket.
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February 5, 2013 at 9:37 pm
slpmartin
Okay…I’ve almost stopped laughing…well not really…but maybe you should buy several lottery tickets…you could be a multiple winner…I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard…thanks for the evening laughs!
February 5, 2013 at 9:44 pm
Seasweetie
Yea! I like making you laugh!
February 5, 2013 at 10:20 pm
georgefloreswrite
Knowing about geese group poopings is a handy thing to know – other birds in flight might do the same thing. :O
February 5, 2013 at 10:25 pm
Seasweetie
I know now to be slightly more cautious when admiring them in formation, george.
February 6, 2013 at 12:13 am
cantfindmenow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMGSH!!! Too funny! Love you so much ❤
February 6, 2013 at 5:54 am
Mike Albright
great story! lol
February 6, 2013 at 7:52 am
TBM
Have a feeling the little guys aren’t to blame for this one.
February 6, 2013 at 8:52 am
thesinglecell
Ew ew ew ew ew! Hahahaha… this is tragic and hilarious. I’m glad you didn’t run off the road.