So, I was doing a Google search on a medical symptom yesterday – because of course, when you have a medical symptom, you look at the Internet instead of going to an actual doctor – and while I found some reassuring answers to my symptom, Google also suggested that I might find the following searches pertinent:

Why can’t I own a Canadian?

Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

And apparently, from the image below, I’m not the only person this has happened to.

Just wanted to share…